Welcome into the show everybody. I am your host. I'm your freaking host Robert Gucci. A lot of people have been calling me Bob Gucci recently. I don't know why. I don't know how this started.

Maybe I'm starting to look like a bob.

Maybe I'm starting to look like I sell used furniture

and a little bit of a scumbag on the side, you know, maybe I,

I don't know, finesse the local food pantry from my, I don't know.

There's something about Bob's that, they're always up to something and I'm not a Bob, but other Bob Bob's I feel like they're just you know they're the local guy

that has a couple kids maybe they're married maybe they viciously cheat on their wife and you would never you would never expect it because their name is Bob so I don't know if I should put a stop to that people call me Bob Gucci I don't know by addressing it I'm pretty

much asking for it at this point and yeah I don't I don't know if I should put a

stop to it it doesn't really matter to me I guess we're all going to be dead in a hundred and in a hundred years

Nobody's gonna remember any of this shit nobody's gonna care and it's it's not gonna. But it's going to be back in New York. I was just in, you know, going from one masked up city to another. If you know what I mean, out there in Chicago. Holy, not a political podcast, but holy mask.

I mean, they are over there.

They are horrified of the pandemic.

They are horrified. I mean, I'm at Wrigley Field half the

goddamn crowd has masks on and it's hard for me to say that word because of the way

whatever linguistic issue I have going on.

I don't know what the fuck's going on.

But yeah, other than that, Chicago's great, man.

Other than having a panic attack for five straight hours

on Saturday.

Chicago was great.

I don't know how much I've talked about this on the show.

I try to stay away from my medical issues on the show.

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