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I'm fortunate in that I've never gotten hooked on shit that could ultimately kill me.

You know, like I've told you the story, but the time that I guess this one, I was in Houston,

I forgot what doctor had prescribed.

You know what it was?

It was after I had all the stuff with the encephalitis.

And for some reason, that doctor prescribed me hydrocodone.

I had encephalitis. I had a brain, whatever. And I got prescribed hydrocodone. I had encephalitis. I had a brain whatever. And I got prescribed hydrocodone. I remember that. I went, I drove to Baton Rouge for something. I don't even know if me and Jilly were together at the time. We may not have been. I probably drove over like on a Friday. LSU was playing Saturday, that type of thing. This is probably before me and Jilly were dating. That would make sense. The timeline would work out.

And I remember my dad had this game room and had like, you know, the big red leather seats and checkered floors and blue walls and a big TV and shit, you know, pool table, all that shit.

Remember, I went to my dad's house and I popped three hydrocodone. Why I decided to pop those three hydrocodone.

No fucking clue.

But that was the move of us.

I'm going to pop three hydrocodone right now and see what this does.

And it was the most euphoric feeling ever.

It didn't last very long because I just fell asleep.

Pop three hydrocodone just fell asleep.

Like, all right, this is great.

I remember the feeling, though, of like, like, I was truly flying.

And it was a remarkable feeling.

Like, I've never felt anything like that, you know?

Like, I've never felt that experience of like, it's like my body was there, but I was

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