Ramin Nazer

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2018

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Summary

Ramin Nazer (comedian! author! artist!) makes it weird!

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird.
0:12.3	You made it weird with the horns.
0:15.8	Look at you.
0:17.6	Oh, she worked very well.
0:23.7	Don't talk about yourself in the third person.
0:30.5	What's happening weirdos, me, Val and Baby Lee are sitting on the couch.
0:36.8	Yay.
0:37.8	Hey, where we live now?
0:43.5	This is where we live now.
0:52.4	Yeah, that's true.
0:53.4	Everybody wants to know how we're sleeping.
0:56.8	The answer is in short bursts.
1:00.2	Different every night.
1:03.2	Obviously it's wonderful.
1:05.2	It's weird what you can get used to.
1:06.9	I said to somebody today, I got four consecutive hours last night
1:11.2	and that was enough for the night and I completely meant it.
1:15.6	I wasn't like, and I'm getting by, I was like, I'm fine.
1:19.6	I got four straight hours last night.
1:22.4	Like, if you know me, if I got six hours before.
1:26.8	Oh, yeah.
1:27.5	We were sleeping like nine hours.
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