Joey Ryan

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.4 • 8.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2018

⏱️ 139 minutes

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Joey Ryan (The Milk Carton Kids!) makes it weird!

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0:00.0	You made it weird, you made it weird, you made it weird.
0:12.0	You made it weird.
0:13.5	You made it weird.
0:15.5	What's happening weirdos?
0:17.5	So sorry for the delay.
0:18.5	Obviously, we have the new baby.
0:20.5	I'm gonna blame.
0:21.5	I'm gonna blame the baby.
0:22.5	It's like a curb your enthusiasm episode.
0:26.0	I'm going to blame having the 11 day old baby
0:28.5	who were just doing so great.
0:30.5	Val is not here.
0:31.5	I had to run out this morning.
0:33.0	I didn't even realize I had something this morning at 9.30
0:36.5	and Val woke me up at 9.15 and was like,
0:38.5	I don't have something to do.
0:40.5	Because time doesn't exist in the most beautiful way.
0:44.5	Time is not a thing anymore.
0:46.5	All we are about is the baby.
0:49.5	And we live with the baby and we're on the baby schedule.
0:52.5	So like setting an alarm and getting up to do a thing
0:55.5	made no sense.
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