Ralphie May and Lahna Turner

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.5 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2012

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The hilarious Ralphie May joins Lynette & Stefanie along with his equally funny wife Lahna Turner for a very honest discussion about comedy, relationships, children, addiction & podcasts!

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0:00.0	Available now in the comedy album section of iTunes and on AllysonRowson.com, a special
0:09.0	episode of AllysonRowson is your new best friend, live from the LA podcast festival,
0:14.8	with guests, Greg Proops and Doug Benson.
0:17.8	They give you the receipt, they give you the receipt, a couple of dollars, two dimes,
0:21.4	a nickel, and a penny, and they shove it all at you like you're just supposed to take
0:25.9	all that different information, what's their question?
0:30.2	This goes in my garbage wallet pocket immediately, thanks, thank you for giving me garbage wallet
0:36.2	pocket stuff, could you throw it overhand at me and I could try to catch it with my garbage
0:43.7	wallet pocket?
0:45.5	And if you had ever seen my old wallet, it was...
0:50.7	I had to embrace whatever the next thing was, because I feel bad that I shit on this
0:55.8	segment.
0:57.6	The question is, do you also hate when this happens?
1:00.8	Yeah, because you get too many things at once, it's like being given a bit of a skit
1:05.8	of stuff or whatever, like I'm not ready for it all now.
1:08.6	Yeah, it's like you're in porn and suddenly there's four dicks, what are you going to
1:11.3	do with that?
1:12.3	Right, right, it's like money bucocky and a receipt.
1:15.7	Money bucocky, did you really just say that?
1:18.6	Yeah, I did.
1:22.5	Subscribe to Alison Rosen as your new best friend on iTunes or go to AlisonRosen.com, only
1:29.2	from Corolla Digital.
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