Hey everybody it's another week and another opportunity for us to give you

nothing but the straight objective news. I know some of you get triggered when

you hear news. It's traumatic for some people. I get it. A lot of people say

Yani. Can this not be a news podcast? I just want to escape. I have one thing to

say to you. If anyone who watches this podcast calls it anything but an escape,

you need medication. You need to talk to a psychiatrist immediately. If you think

that this is too real for you, my friend, you need lipitor. That's for the heart,

but you need something called lithium for the brain. You need to visit Merck and

be farmed out. The evil pharma. I hate pharma. I'd rather get voodoo done on me in

Madagascar. They've got the good stuff baby. That's where they're curing

COVID with smiles. Yani's got a good episode for you today. Of course we got the

world's famous finger painter, Jesse Skittaro, as I like to call him,

Electron Fingers. We got our Gen infinity expert, Jared Harvin in the studio as

well, financial expert, COVID expert, political expert, sports expert, gender

expert, and also sociologist, also Gea Amatris, as well as a physicist. So put

your questions in his DMs, whatever they may be. He is an absolute physicist. He

also is a journalist part time and also a sex worker. Of course the Ukraine is

dominating the, I was about to say holidays because it is president's day and

I'm sure I'm not in contact with that many religious Jews, but I'm sure this is

one of your holidays as well. One of the good things to consider if you ever go

to a religious expo and the Jews are there, you do get a lot of holidays. It's

not quite the amount of wives that the Mormons offer, but you will get a few

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