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🗓️ 19 February 2022
⏱️ 114 minutes
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It’s your favorite fake news show, if we gonna have fake news why not make it fun! The fetaverse this week brings you a deep dive into crypto commercials and their true purpose, Prince Andrew has a loving mommy who is willing to give him some money to make some boo boos go away—a mather’s love is eternal—doesn’t he, Cuomo’s catch another body “and another one!” And a Montessori school shows us when keeping it progressive goes wrong! Also, much more…and by more we mean WILD so we don’t want to awaken the censors, babybosses! This is Longdays and let’s find out wasdadealis!
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0:00.0 | What's up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of your favorite source of disinformation |
0:12.2 | that is true. The only real new show you can believe in because we are not owned. That's |
0:21.9 | why CNN's coming after us. That's why Fox is coming after us. That's why Gawker's coming |
0:27.2 | after us. That's why Gisevelle Maxwell's coming after us. That's why Gisevelle's coming |
0:32.0 | after us. That's why we put Huffington Post at a business area at a Huffington. It's |
0:36.5 | me, verse U, on the undercard, a Jake Paul, verse whatever fighter is going to take a dive |
0:41.8 | for a million dollars. That's what we're going to do. It is the fedaverse. Reality is a |
0:46.8 | suggestion. What is real? What is not? I'm a bully. What's going on in the world? I |
0:53.3 | just want to say something to the people who've been posting comments about what we |
0:57.0 | were saying about Dave Chappelle. You've got to tune in for me to yell at you. And by you, |
1:01.6 | I mean three people who wrote something in the comments, who always get the, because |
1:06.4 | the squeaky wheel gets degrees, all you got to do is say something negative and I will |
1:09.8 | notice you. Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew had to go to his mommy to get a little |
1:15.2 | buddy so he could buy a little silence from women he had underage relations with. Talk |
1:23.3 | about a mama's boy. Taxpayers, I'm sure you're happy about contributing to him paying |
1:29.4 | off the girl who is suing him who he illegally had sexual relations with as a young prince, |
1:39.3 | as a young prince, just like the child's tale. US casinos had their best year ever. Right |
1:46.5 | now we are a country of podcasters, only fans, performers and gamblers. Okay, and that's |
1:54.4 | if you don't own an NFT. I am an NFT. I will not go one more day on this planet being |
2:02.3 | full of blood, carbon and oxygen. I want to be an NFT. Make me fake because fake is |
2:09.5 | the new real. I don't want to live in this world or want to live in the metaverse. That's |
2:13.7 | why I created my own called the fedaverse. Chris Cuomo's got another body. We'll talk |
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