The Present Exponsor of today's episode is Simply Safe Home Security.

Home security shouldn't be for the privileged few.

Simply Safe offers advanced 24-7 protection that puts you and your family first,

with cutting edge technology and highly trained monitoring professionals at fair prices.

With 24-7 professional monitoring, Simply Safe's agents call you the moment a threat is detected

in dispatch, police, or first responders in an emergency.

Even if you're not home or can't be reached, Simply Safe's monitoring agents are highly trained

to help you keep calm and safe during stressful situations,

staying in line with you until help arrives.

Simply Safe's affordable plans start to less than a dollar a day with no long-term contracts

or hidden fees because feeling safe at home shouldn't break the bank.

I want to hear, I have this recorded call from somebody calling Simply Safe in a panic.

Ready?

They're coming for my husband's secret boxes.

Is it Ariana Huffington?

Yeah, it's Ariana Huffington.

But if you don't take Ariana's word for it, you can take mine.

I said Simply Safe System up and I really like it and it worked really well and I'm a huge

fan and I recommend it.

And you should get one because what do you get?

One of the other ones, still ones are worse.

Perfect.

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