The present expanse of today's episode is simply safe home security.

Old days of home security systems, the ones that looked like hardwired monstrosities

complete with sirens and sensors that the family pet could set off are over.

What a sentence.

Thanks to SimplySafes' innovative and award-winning technology,

your home and family can be protected by the security system of the future.

The future.

With 24-7 professional monitoring, SimplySafes agents call you the moment a threat is detected

and dispatch police or first responders in an emergency.

Even if you're not home or can't be reached, SimplySafes monitoring agents are highly trained

to help keep you calm and safe during stressful situations,

saying on the line with you until it helps arrives.

SimplySafes affordable plans start at less than a dollar a day with no long-term

contractor hidden fees because feeling safe at home shouldn't break the bank.

Love it.

You've had a great experience.

I've heard.

I have had a great experience and I used to have one of those systems where things would set up.

There was a, I had a different brand and had like a glass break sensor.

You just be sitting in, you know, you be minding your own business, dreaming about, you know,

tacos and, tacos and, you know, stress dreams about a class you didn't know you were in.

And then boom, who go off because it wasn't good, but SimplySafes so much better.

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