Radioactivity is in the air for you and me & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

What do a fake triplet, a runaway car, a French footballer and a frozen headmaster have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!

This week's episode features Dad of Twins, who made a bold claim in 'Isn't She Lovely, Isn't She Wonderful', telling a stranger he left the 'ugly' triplet at home. Driver Six Seven confessed to 'Slip Sliding Away' after blaming their younger sibling for a car crash that was entirely their own doing. Meanwhile Maria Callus from Middlesbrough finds herself pressed against the chest of a French footballer on a crammed train and, fluent in French, spends the journey secretly listening to his every word. Finally, Dr Boffin recounts a chaotic science experiment in six form he tampered with, after being in the pub at lunch, that resulted a very frozen headmaster.

In the Not For Broadcast Section there's breaking wind in Church, hot-tubbing with colleagues and debating if showering at work is every acceptable. Plus Matt gets very excited over a glowing review signed off with a kiss kiss and the Galentines debate makes yet another appearance.

Expect laughter, awkwardness, and plenty of guilty giggle. Have your own confession - email it to [email protected]

Transcript

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0:30.9	Step into our confessional.
0:32.9	We won't tell anyone.
0:35.5	Just the entire nation.
0:41.5	From Greatest Hits Radioon meo's confessions hello welcome to another gloriously shame-filled episode of the confessions podcast where would we be
0:48.4	without shame well you can insert your own answer at that point there you go get through yes it will
0:53.5	yeah thank you anyways another confessions podcast brought to you by your friends at greatest hits radio insert your own answer at that point. There you go. That'll get through. Yes, he will. Yeah, it's fine.
0:54.6	Thank you.
0:56.1	Anyway, it's another Confessions podcast.
0:58.1	Brought to you by your friends at Greatest Hits Radio,
1:03.8	where tales of mischief, mayhem and moral merceness are laid bare for judgment.
1:06.5	Sister Susie is in the pub.
1:07.5	I'm indeed.
1:11.1	Brother Matthew is speaking on behalf of the gutter.
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