We present the amusingly transcribed adventures of Aussie and Harriet, starring America's

favorite young couple, Aussie Nelson and Harriet Hillard.

Say, there's certainly a lot of sprucing up going on in the boys' room this afternoon.

There's David Nelson in that clean sports shirt, a neatly pressed swacks.

This must be some occasion. He's industriously polishing his shoes.

And there's Ricky Nelson, David's younger brother.

He's industriously watching David polish his shoes.

What are you doing, David?

You're shining my shoes. What's it look like I'm doing?

It looks like you're shining your shoes.

Exactly what I'm doing.

Wow. Now let's go around on the other shoe.

Look, I hate to sound inhospitable, but I haven't you got anything better to do than getting my way.

Who's in a way? I'm helping. And stop showing off those big words.

But I help you are. Look how you get shoe polish all over the place.

Okay, if you don't want me to help, well you fell a hood pretty busy in here.

Yeah, we're shining David's shoes.

I mean, I am. You're just getting in the way.

No, my David, mom. He's just mad at me.

Oh, I'm sure he isn't mad at you.

Sure he is.

Because I know why he's getting all shined up.

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