I'd rather have a roly. I'd rather have a roly. I'd rather have a roly. I'd rather have a roly.

Because roly's a right. Right for taste and right for throat.

From Hollywood, the roly cigarette program, starring Red Scalton, with David Forester and his orchestra, singing star Anita Ellis, GG Person for Nathalton, Pat McGee and our guest wonderful smith and yours.

From Hollywood, the roly cigarette program, starring Red Scalton, with David Forester and his orchestra, singing star Anita Ellis, GG Person for Nathalton.

Pat McGee and our guest wonderful smith and yours, truly, Rodo Conner.

It's a pleasure to bring you Metric Olden mayors, popular comedian in the star. They're all a cigarette program. Red Scalton!

Thank you. Thank you very much and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Well, hello, Red. What do you know? I don't know nothing. What do you know? I don't know nothing. Well, what do you know?

Nothing like good material. I wish we had something.

You know, all my jokes are new, and I all new jokes. Really all new jokes, Red? Yeah, tonight the corn is green.

They once knew this week, Rod. Well, they hit the moon. They what? They hit the moon. Must have been a woman driver.

I don't know much about the moon. Tell me, does the moon rotate around the sun? Yes, Red all planets revolve around the sun.

Boy, Los Angeles really takes a detour, don't it? It's interesting though. I wonder what the moon really is.

Well, I've heard several definitions, but I think it's a coal, clammy, lifeless body that glairs down at it.

Oh, sort of like an income tax collector, huh? Well, not to change the subject, Red. I wish you would.

But I like to say your trip to Las Vegas last week did you good? You look fresh as a flower, a potted one.

Yeah. Nothing. Yeah. He said to me, let's put that joke in for a laugh.

Where is it, Doc? I'll never take another trip across that desert. It took me five days.

Five days? Five days? Why it's only 200 miles. Yeah, I can only travel at night though. My thumb's sunburned so easily.

Well, did you see Voldemort? Yes, I took my father to get his mind off of drinking, you know.

Really? And it helped? Now, he took one look at Voldemort and he says, look, no wonder you can't get a chaser. They're holding it back.

I saw a plop of beaver talking to about 20 little baby beavers. He got them all together and he says, look, kids, that's what I mean. That's what I mean.

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