Man, oh man, that's sharp and clear. That's the absolute finest television set I ever did see.

Well now wait a minute, how you knew that said your fine television set, and you ain't even got the thing turned on.

Don't need to turn this set on the North, get the same one. Just got to the main place.

This is CBS.

Oh, CBS, yeah, that makes the greatest sight unseen. Oh, CBS.

CBS Columbia, makers of America's most advanced radio and television receivers,

present, transcribed by the Amos and Andy Show, written by Joe Connolly and Bob Mosier,

featuring Amanda Randolph, Ernestine Wade, Johnny Lee, Amos Rhys, Gus Bays,

Ludgusskin's music, yours truly, Harlem Wilcox, and starring radios all-time favorites,

Freeman Dawson and Charles Carell, Amos and Andy.

The Kingfish and his wife Sapphire and her mother,

planned on spending a month's vacation in Mama's cottage up in the country.

The Kingfish has just been up to look the place over after the winter,

and has just returned with bad news.

What did you say, George? They had a flood up where our cabin is.

Look, I don't say there was. When I got there, the Coast Guard was draining out the cabin.

They had a bilge pumped down the chimney.

Oh, my sweet little cottage in the country.

Years ago, I spent my honeymoon up there.

Well, unless you was a romantic barracuda, in exactly the ideal honeymoon spot no more.

Now, George, stop this fooling. Is there any dampness in the house?

Well, there was a little in the living room.

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