Radio Christmas

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Our famous TV pal Janel Klein. Grandma has needs. Everything you ever wanted to know about Ryan Gosling and Pedro Pascal's charity puppy adoption event. Originally aired Wednesday, September 17, 2025.

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0:00.0	Hey podcast pals.
0:01.3	Dana here to give you a friendly reminder before we get to our award-winning podcast
0:05.5	that now is the best time to get your furnace tuned up before we take a shot to the face
0:10.3	with cold Minnesota weather.
0:11.7	My pals at standard heating and air conditioning currently have same day and next day openings,
0:16.8	but they won't last long.
0:18.1	By the time October rolls around, if your furnace craps out, you'll be freezing your private parts off while dealing the side eye from your significant other and pets for not calling sooner. So give standard heating and air conditioning in a call today. Check this out. You can save up to 70 bucks on your tune-up with standard heating. Visit standardheating.com. That's standardheeding.com to book today.
0:39.2	Hi, Nick.
0:40.0	Sorry, real.
0:40.8	Ashley couldn't be there.
0:41.8	But A.
0:42.1	Hi.
0:42.5	She hopes you have a kick-ass birthday.
0:44.5	And stay away from the whores.
0:46.4	Get excited about it.
0:47.8	It's going to be wonderful.
0:48.9	It's showtime.
0:53.9	Ha, ha. F me running.
0:58.3	Well, thanks, Covey for the birthday gimmick.
1:01.0	You're always a very thoughtful little cuck.
1:04.4	You got to put in a little extra on radio Christmas.
1:08.6	It's radio Jesus's birthday.
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