Rachel Dratch

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 November 2021

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Actress, comedian, and writer Rachel Dratch feels overly excited about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Rachel sits down with Conan to discuss the Debbie Downers that live inside us all, embarrassing odd jobs, and spoofing the Hallmark Christmas genre with Rachel’s new film A Clüsterfünke Christmas. Later, Conan responds to a listener voicemail asking what musical instrument he would like to be. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0	Hi, my name is Rachel Dratch.
0:08.6	And I feel overly excited about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:13.7	But wait, wait, why overly excited?
0:15.8	Why not appropriately excited?
0:17.8	Well, don't you think?
0:19.3	Because I also feel a little nervous when I'm doing these things, I get a little like heart
0:23.8	racing a little bit.
0:24.8	So I threw in the overly to make it different.
0:28.5	It's just the cocaine talking.
0:30.3	Exactly.
0:31.3	I know.
0:32.3	You know me too well.
0:33.3	You are a known co-cat.
0:36.8	If I sing it, it's not as offensive.
0:38.8	No.
0:39.8	Fall is near here, the hill, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose,
0:48.8	climb the fence, books and pens.
0:51.3	I can tell that we are going to be friends.
0:56.2	Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend.
1:04.8	We have a fantastic podcast for you today.
1:09.9	I actually don't know if that's true.
1:12.7	That's just a show business thing.
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