My name is Will Arnett, and I feel absolutely ecstatic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Fold us here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

Ladies and gentlemen, Matt Barley and Senator McSessier!

Now you don't understand, I'm accustomed to that reaction every day.

I wake up in the morning and I look in the bathroom mirror and I get that kind of response.

Looking back at this Irish kisser right here, but this has got to be insane for these two.

Do you want to get out of here?

No, no! First of all, I'm a vampire, this is my blood, and I have not had the sweet sustenance of a crowd for a long time.

So God bless you, and thank you for being here.

Very nice, thank you. Thank you very much.

It's hard to believe that what started out how long ago, Matt, like three years?

Three years in about two weeks.

Three years ago, and oh, you got a groupie, Matt. That's fantastic.

Hey! Wow!

Oh, that's my sister-in-law.

Oh, no, don't say that.

That's cheating.

Matt, that deflates the whole thing. And why is your sister-in-law going, Matt, Matt?

Because we're doing it right in the Lund family.

That's it, I've seen gesture, stop it.

No, this is quite unusual. It started out as a lark.

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