RACE TIMER!!! (w/ Michael Cruz Kayne)
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 July 2021
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
This one is a little longer than usual but we had such an amazing conversation with comedian/writer Michael Cruz Kayne!
Fumi whipped out the race timer this week and goes off on a hip bar that wronged him in Bed Stuy. After listening to Fumi rant, Mic reveals that bar is actually his favorite bar. Then the boys get into a deep discussion about how every Asian entertainer needs to “self-anoint” themselves because people aren’t really keeping tabs on their achievements.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, annals. It's Fumi and I am leaving New York City. Fumi's finally had enough of all this horrible New York City crap |
| 0:06.2 | And he's gone Hollywood going hot. We'll go to Tinseltown y'all. Yeah, and to celebrate |
| 0:10.7 | I'm having a goodbye hack city show in New York City |
| 0:13.6 | It would be the last one we'll do together for a little bit |
| 0:16.5 | And it's gonna be July 28th Wednesday at Canal Street Market at 8 p.m |
| 0:20.7 | It's us coming back to Canal Street markets or it's our first show since the pandemic back at Canal Street Market |
| 0:26.0 | Get your tickets at asian.asianpod.com or check the episode description or go to the biolink |
| 0:33.6 | Not asian pod. We hope to see you there because if you don't I'll take it personally and I'll have you forever |
| 0:38.6 | Okay, bye. Why doesn't have to be like I don't like them |
| 0:42.4 | But I like you like I don't care about this other part all we got is self-annoying and I feel like comments like that kind of strip away |
| 0:48.7 | At the very little credit and confidence that we're trying to build |
| 0:56.0 | And |
| 1:02.2 | Welcome back to another episode of asian.asianpodcasts a podcast for two Asian guys not from Asia talk about American issues |
| 1:07.8 | No, American cares about I'm your host Fumi Abe and I'm like no in today is Saturday, July 10th coming at you from a |
| 1:13.5 | Undisclosed location |
| 1:17.3 | As always if you were listening to some of your phones, please take a screenshot posted on Instagram stories |
| 1:21.8 | Tag as that asian not asian pod it really really helps get the word out there |
| 1:25.7 | So please do that and if you're listening to some your iPhones, please go to the podcast app leave us a five-star review |
| 1:31.8 | We you know, hey, you know how it is. We're an independent podcast. Okay. There's a mom and pop shop |
| 1:35.8 | You know those people selling fruit fruit stands fruit stands outside on like Canal Street. Yeah, that's us |
| 1:40.3 | Yeah, with jokes about our swamp asses. Yeah, okay, so we got fresh bits for you. I got fresh bits for you |
| 1:46.6 | So please do that and |
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