Conan O'Brien & H*ndj*bs At Cirque du Soleil (w/ Natasha Vaynblat)
Asian Not Asian
Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen
4.9 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2021
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Fumi wants to know what kind of h*ndj*bs you might get at a Vegas Cirque du Soleil show. Mic can de-escalate any fight with pancakes. Natasha forgot that there was a video element to this podcast and legit ran to the podcast from her home.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Annals, it's Fumi, and I am leaving New York City. |
| 0:03.2 | Fumi's finally had enough of all this horrible New York City crap, and he's gone Hollywood. |
| 0:07.8 | We're going to Tinseltown, y'all. |
| 0:09.2 | Yeah, and to celebrate, I'm having a goodbye hack city show in New York City. |
| 0:13.8 | It would be the last one we'll do together for a little bit, and it's going to be July 28th Wednesday at Canal Street Market at 8 p.m. |
| 0:20.9 | It's us coming back to Canal Street Market, so it's our first show since the pandemic back at Canal Street Market. |
| 0:26.1 | Get your tickets at asian.asianpod.com, or check the episode description, or go to our Instagram page, and our asian.asian.pod page. |
| 0:36.3 | What do you meant by that? Let's go to the biolink, go to the Instagram page, and I'm not asian pod. |
| 0:41.8 | We hope to see you there, because if you don't, I'll take it personally, and I'll help you forever. |
| 0:45.7 | Okay, bye. |
| 0:48.7 | Can you imagine, though, the hand drops that Cirque du Soleil would give, they would be so cool, they would be cool. |
| 0:54.1 | You know what I'm saying? It would be like, oh, what would a flower be like if it could give a hand drop. |
| 1:09.2 | And we are back with another episode of asian.asianpodcast, the podcast, we're two asian guys, nothing major, I talk about American issues, no American cares about, I'm your host, Fumia Ban. |
| 1:16.5 | And I'm like, no way. |
| 1:17.5 | Today is June 28th, coming at you on Monday evening. Ooh, it's a late one. |
| 1:22.5 | It's a late one, it's a late one, baby, steamy, whoo, sash, heat wave edition, heat wave edition, we're all struggling. |
| 1:29.9 | We're all wearing shorts and, and, and he's, my taint is moist. |
| 1:34.4 | All right, I don't know why I said that, my taint's comfortable, thanks to Tushy. |
| 1:40.1 | Oh, sponsor. Anyways, guys, we're so, we're so glad you're here. |
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| 1:48.8 | tag us at asian.asianpodcast, it really helps get the word out, get the word out. |
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