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r/Trueoffmychest My Wife is a Serial Shoplifter

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🗓️ 8 July 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:09 Cheating husband 9:37 Reverse pickpocket 11:31 Serial shoplifter 13:57 Comment Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to our slash true off my chest, where OP discovers that her husband and best friend

0:06.1

are having an affair. Our next red-opposis from present hope.

0:09.7

My husband and I have been dating since I was 19 and he was 22. We've been married for six years now.

0:15.6

We have two kids and I am six months pregnant with our third. Two years ago, I found out that my

0:21.3

dad has stage three colon cancer. My dad is my only parent, as my mom passed away when I was 12.

0:28.7

He's my favorite human and life without him doesn't seem as colorful. His laugh is contagious

0:35.2

and he gives these big bear hugs that seem to make all your broken pieces feel like they're

0:39.9

perfectly in place again. Whenever I've had a hard day, he doesn't poke and prod and just lets me

0:45.6

vent and listen. About five months ago, we discovered the treatments weren't working for him

0:51.6

and the direct quote from the doctor was that he had months not years. Since then, he's gotten

0:58.0

progressively worse and now is losing memory. He looked at the dog that he got me on my 21st birthday

1:04.5

and said, wow, that's a nice dog. Where'd you get it? My husband has been an absolute rock.

1:10.8

He's been there for me holding my hand and helping me through this. He's been so loving and

1:16.0

attentive to both my kids and I. Don't get me wrong, I'm a mother first always. I don't allow

1:22.1

myself to wallow. My kids are still loved, cared for, played with and I haven't let things go

1:28.2

around the house. Once my dad got his updated prognosis, my husband encouraged me to quit my job.

1:34.8

About a month later, we discovered that we were pregnant again and I still hadn't let go of my job.

1:40.6

I kept holding out for some reason. After finding out that I was pregnant again, my husband assured

1:46.1

me that it was still okay for me to quit my job. That honestly, it would save us a small fortune on

1:51.4

daycare costs anyways. So I did, I quit my job. My best friend and I have been friends and

1:57.2

snipers. Her family is like my family and vice versa. My mom and her mom grew up together.

2:03.6

We've always been solid and right after my dad's appointment, when we found out that he had

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