r/Trueoffmychest My Husband is a LITERAL PSYCOPATH

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🗓️ 14 May 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to our slash true off my chest, where OP discovers that her husband is a literal psychopath.
0:07.6	This week on hysterical hyenas join our top panel of comedians as we take us.
0:13.6	Sir, okay, are you still in the bath?
0:15.8	Yes, I'm listening to my podcast.
0:18.2	Can I come in?
0:19.2	Ah! No, no, no!
0:20.8	Just need to grab the claw clippers. Don't worry, I'll cover my eyes.
0:24.0	What? Whoa!
0:26.2	Come on, we're gonna fall for you.
0:30.0	I'm still not looking!
0:31.6	And I'm not listening to my podcast.
0:34.2	Don't want batting, mere hatter!
0:36.4	Simple, huh?
0:37.6	Our next red-opposis from okay willingness.
0:40.0	I've known my husband, who's 27, since I was 8 when he moved in across the street.
0:44.6	He was like an older brother to my twin brother and me because we had no other siblings.
0:49.4	My dad was gone a lot because he was a lineman.
0:52.2	The only person I really had was my mom.
0:55.0	I was kind of rebellious as a teen, and I'd sneak out all the time.
0:59.4	At the time, I never had a boyfriend because everyone was afraid of my brother.
1:04.0	When I was 15, I snuck out and went to a party.
1:07.2	I don't remember what happened that night,
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