Hey, want to hear a PC Game Pass advert?

I'll take your silence as a yes.

Want you games on day one like Call of Duty Black Op 6 or Stalker 2?

I thought so.

How about unlocking all the League of Legends champions when you link your Riot Games account?

All for one low monthly price.

Well, guess what?

We got you.

Learn more at Xbox.com slash PC Game Pass. Stalker to

available November 20th, 20th, 24. Game catalog varies by region and overtime. And yeah,

that's the end of the script. Welcome to R-slash traumatize them back, where people

F around and find out. Our next Reddit post is from Practical Society.

At the time of the story, I had been widowed for about two years.

I missed my late hubby a lot, so I kept his urn of ashes on my bedside table as I was in the habit of talking to him about my day and saying good night at bedtime.

One day, the doorbell rang.

Being the socially anxious gal that I am, I ignored it. But they rang

the bell three more times, and I became more annoyed than anxious, so I answered the door. To my

great displeasure, there was a man at my door who wanted to talk about the state of the gutters,

and how desperately they needed to be cleaned.

How convenient was it that this man was willing to do the vile job of cleaning the gutters for

$250. I tried to politely decline, but he kept up with his pre-programmed speech and asserted he

needed to speak with the man of the house. I leaned back into the house and called my husband's name.

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