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end of the script. Welcome to R slash top posts, where O.P decides to poop in the Thanksgiving

Turkey. Our next Reddit post is from R slash true off my chest. I'm going to poop in the Thanksgiving turkey. Our next Reddit post is from R slash true off my chest.

I'm going to poop in the turkey tomorrow. My husband sprung on me last week that we would host

his family for Thanksgiving. I've pleaded with him for an entire year to go low contact with

them, but he's ignored me. His brother gets drunk and causes a scene

at almost every event. Last year, he keyed every car in the driveway on his way out the door.

My mother-in-law belittles me in front of everyone, and they laugh. I've had it. The idea came to me

this morning, and all my anger and rage disappeared.

I'm going to put a small amount of poo inside the turkey tomorrow before it cooks.

I don't want it to be large enough for people to taste it or get sick.

Just enough to lightly waff through the oven, like a bay leaf.

That is all.

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