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r/Topposts My Girlfriend Thinks She's a 3-year-old Child

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🗓️ 4 October 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to our slash top posts where OP's sister-in-law thinks that she's a three-year-old girl and tries to kidnap OP's daughter.

0:09.7

Our next reddit post comes from our slash relationship advice.

0:12.8

My brother's girlfriend has an altar of my child. I'm a 34-year-old man. My wife is 32.

0:19.6

My brother is 27 and my brother's girlfriend is 26.

0:23.6

My brother's been dating his girlfriend for about a year now.

0:26.5

She's a nice girl, but at times her behavior is odd and erratic.

0:31.5

She asked over and over again to babysit for my kids. A three-year-old girl and a five-year-old boy.

0:37.7

My wife and I have always said no. This weekend we had a barbecue and she was acting

0:42.6

extremely strangely. Only speaking in a baby voice, not talking to any of the adults and running

0:48.5

around with the kids. My wife pulled me aside at one point, extremely upset.

0:53.7

She found my brother's girlfriend in our three-year-old's room in her playpin-slash ball pit area,

1:00.0

sucking her thumb covered in our daughter's blankets with all of her stuffed animals.

1:04.9

Yo, what the f**k? My wife was completely confused as to what was going on.

1:09.1

And when she asked my brother's girlfriend what she was doing, she responded in a baby voice

1:13.7

that she was tired and needed nappies. My wife immediately came to get me and we both confronted

1:20.0

my brother to ask him what the hell was going on. My brother got extremely embarrassed.

1:25.4

He said that his girlfriend has dissociative identity disorder and one of her alter egos is a three-year-old girl.

1:33.1

My wife and I don't know anything about this disorder, so we didn't really say anything.

1:37.5

Just told him to please go get her and keep her out of the kids' room.

1:40.9

He went to go get her, but within 15 minutes he still wasn't out.

1:45.0

I went to go see what was going on and his girlfriend was extremely upset,

1:49.4

insisting that he calls her Avalin, our daughters.

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