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r/Pettyrevenge I Turned My Thieving Roommate Orange

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🗓️ 29 December 2024

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Makeup 1:13 Comments 2:20 Parking spot 4:29 Husbands mistress 5:51 Fired 7:55 Unwanted guests 10:02 Food tasting 13:14 Cab driver 15:16 Comment 15:53 Manager Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:26.6

Welcome to R slash Petty Revenge, where OP turns her thieving roommate, Orange.

0:32.4

Our next Reddit post is from Whole Kitchen. I shared an apartment with a girl who had no concept of boundaries. She constantly

0:39.1

borrowed my stuff without asking, clothes, shoes, and worst of all, my makeup. I told her countless

0:45.9

times to stop, but she always brushed it off like it wasn't a big deal. The last straw came when I

0:51.9

found out that she used my expensive foundation for a party and didn't even bother cleaning the bottle.

0:57.3

That's when I decided it was time to teach her a lesson.

1:00.7

I went out and bought a cheap, old foundation from the dollar store and swapped it with mine,

1:05.4

adding a bit of self-tanner to the mix.

1:08.3

I left it in plain sight on my vanity and waited. Sure enough, the next weekend,

1:13.5

she waltzed out of the bathroom with an orange face. I didn't say a word as she hit it off to her party.

1:20.0

The next day, she came home furious, complaining that people had been laughing at her all night.

1:25.7

I just smiled and said, oh, maybe it wasn't your shade.

1:30.6

She didn't touch my stuff again after that. Also, as someone who's never used makeup or tanner before,

1:36.2

I was curious, so the comments clarify. Sarcastic devil writes, did she not use a mirror when

1:41.3

applying it? How did she not notice before leaving the house?

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