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18 plus scummelware.com. Welcome to R-slash today I effed up, where O.P. Sunburns his eyeballs.

Today I effed up by accidentally making myself colorblind. So yesterday, I went surfing for the day with my brother.

I got up early and basically spent the entire day on the water, eight hours total. Around the four

hour mark, my vision started to get red when I blinked, which I've experienced before,

so I brushed it off as normal. An hour or two later, everything that was

normally black or a very dark color started to appear red or maroon, which I have not experienced

before. By the time I left the water, all the rocks on the beach were this ruby red, looking

totally insane, and I knew that I overdid the day, but figured I'd sleep it off.

Here's where things get weird. My brother and I get back to camp, and he started a fire.

The fire was monster energy green. I totally panicked, realizing I actually fried my eyes,

and I tried to sleep it off. I wake up the next morning,

no difference. So here I am, over 24 hours later and this is where I'm at. Black is now maroon.

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