r/TIFU I'm Dating a Parrot

rSlash

rSlash Reads Reddit

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4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2025

⏱️ 16 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Parrot 1:57 Open eyes 5:51 Mickey phone 8:17 Winning 10:21 Trauma 11:34 Snake and rat 13:19 Mute Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:56.9	Today I effed up by mocking my neighbor's parrot for the last couple of weeks.
1:01.2	So I live in an apartment where the walls are thin enough that I can hear my neighbor's TV, phone calls, and unfortunately, their parrot.
1:08.7	This parrot is a very beautiful animal, but it makes me want
1:12.3	to rip my hair out and do things that I'm not proud to admit. Let's just say he's become my
1:17.7	morning alarm for the last few months. About two weeks ago, I started mocking his sounds back.
1:23.5	He'd squawk, I'd squawk. He'd whistle, I'd whistle back. We built up a little routine,
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