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Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole where OP gets his thieving co-worker arrested. Am I the butthole, where O.P. gets his thieving co-worker arrested.

Am I the butthole because I had someone arrested because they stole my chair?

I got a new job in sales working for a company that sells access control systems, CCTV systems, etc.

The chair in my cubicle was uncomfortable AF.

So on day three, I brought in my own Herman Miller

Airon chair. On day four, it was missing. I looked around and another sales rep was sitting in it.

I asked for it back, but he basically told me to F off. I went and spoke to the owner of the company,

and he told me the chairs aren't reserved. Their first come first served. I went and spoke to the owner of the company, and he told me the chairs aren't reserved.

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