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r/TIFU I Flew Across the Atlantic to Get Dumped

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:06 Mole 2:30 Lesson 5:14 Stroke 8:24 Dumped 11:04 Snack 12:55 Cat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.9

Today I effed up by cutting off a mole in the shower and it survived.

1:09.1

This happened when I was 15.

1:10.8

I have moles all over my body,

1:12.9

not covered in them, but enough. For some reason, one on my stomach annoyed me the most. It was

1:18.6

slightly bigger than the others. Not huge, not suspicious, not, oh God, it's cancer. It just

1:25.3

stuck out, like a perfectly smooth, plastered wall with one tiny

1:30.0

pebble ruining the whole surface. So one day, I'm standing in the shower with the water running,

1:35.1

and I think, what if I just cut it off? I've heard that people remove moles before. Remove means

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