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r/Relationships My Boyfriend is Jealous of My Fish

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 18 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:07 Jealous of a fish 1:36 Bathroom schedule 6:55 Over eating 11:06 Affair 14:46 Spiked Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:05.5

Welcome to R slash relationship advice, where Opie's boyfriend is extremely jealous of a fish.

1:13.7

How can I, a 33-year-old guy, stop making my boyfriend, who's 36, jealous of my fish, a four-year-old female? Me and my boyfriend have been together for three years. Everything's been relatively good.

1:18.6

Recently, my boyfriend's been getting jealous that I talk more to my fish after work than him.

1:24.1

I've had this fish longer than we've been together, and I always talk to my fish

1:28.3

after work. Talking to my fish is literally just a way that I decompress after work. I just rant to my

1:34.7

fish about things that happen throughout the day. Usually it's stuff that my boyfriend doesn't

1:38.8

want to hear. Usually it's just a 15 to 20 minute one-sided conversation. Over the last two weeks, he's gotten annoyed that

1:46.2

immediately after getting home, I usually stand in front of the fish tank and just mostly rant.

1:53.3

Today I decided to, instead of ranting to my fish, just sit on the couch and rant to him.

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