r/Tifu By Kidnapping A Penguin 🐧

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🗓️ 2 May 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Tifu Who knew that it's possible to just steal a penguin? Well, it turns out that it's easier than you might think. So easy, in fact, that a kid manages to get his hands on a baby penguin in a field trip, stuff the poor little guy into his backpack, and then sneak back onto the school bus. The other students told on the kid to a teacher, and the teacher didn't believe them! It wasn't until they actually showed the teacher that the kid stole a real life penguin that the teacher had to turn the school bus around so they could return the confused animal! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-Slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-Slash Today I F-Dub, where OP accidentally steals a baby.
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0:51.1	Obviously, I'm a huge, huge fan of video podcasts. I started R-Slash by making videos on YouTube,
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1:13.6	podcast for free. Today I f'd up by kidnapping a toddler. I'm a mother of three going shopping with
1:20.7	my husband and kids. My youngest kid was sitting in the shopping cart, and my two older kids were
1:25.6	behaving well for once, and weren't running around being a nuisance to me and everyone else.
1:30.5	I spot the things I wanted on his shelf, let go of the cart, and start to rummage through the shelves.
1:34.8	My two older kids get distracted by some cereal they want, and then start to roam around a bit.
1:39.6	When I found the item I was looking for, I turned around, grabbed the cart, and went down the lane.
1:44.0	My husband trailed after. After two or three more aisles, I suddenly realized that my husband is
1:49.2	pushing the cart with our youngest kid in it. I looked down on my own cart, and a completely
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