r/Choosingbeggars "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME COMMIT INSURANCE FRAUD?!"

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🗓️ 3 May 2021

⏱️ 17 minutes

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r/Choosingbeggars This choosing beggar is so angry at OP! OP works as an insurance adjuster, and he's working on a claim where a young driver clearly broke the law and was responsible for a 3-car crash. Despite the kid obviously being at fault, his parents call up OP and scream at him because they expect him to pay for the damage to his car. OP tries to explain that their kid is clearly the one at fault, but they just won't listen. They even ask him how they're supposed to commit insurance fraud when he's being so uncooperative! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to R-slash, a podcast where I read the best posts from across Reddit.
0:04.0	Today's subreddit is R-slash choosing beggars, where a guy complains because they won't let
0:08.8	him commit insurance fraud. This podcast is supported by Anchor FM. If you've ever thought
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1:16.3	On this next post, OP has a business where he sells aquarium parts. This influencer message is OP,
1:22.1	and the influencer doesn't have the best English, so bear with me on this post. I'm a TikToker with
1:27.5	300,000 followers. I get 13 million views in one month. I want to collaborate with you and sponsor
1:35.2	your page in exchange for something. I'll make many videos with sponsoring you. No thanks. But I have
1:42.0	13 million views a month. But all your posts are in Italian, and they have nothing to do with
1:47.5	aquariums, and you can't spell. On TikTok, I do speak about aquariums. Why? I'm offering you the
1:55.2	opportunity to revive your site in exchange for almost nothing. You're in Italy, you can't spell,
2:01.3	and I don't need your help. This could be a collaboration that benefits both of us. Nah, I'm good.
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