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r/TIFU By Filling My House with 1,000,000 Wasps

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🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 15 minutes

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0:00.0

It's that time of year again, Black Friday and Cyber Monday. If you run a business, you know how

0:05.5

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0:11.8

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0:18.6

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0:28.6

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0:39.6

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0:54.5

dot UK slash glassbox. That's shopify.com.com.com slash glass box. Welcome to our slash today I

1:01.9

F'd up, where O.P accidentally fills his house with 3,000 wasps. Today I effed up by

1:09.7

sealing wasps in their nest instead of killing them.

1:12.9

We've had a wasp nest in the side of my house for a while now. Last week, they stung one of my

1:17.8

friends, so it was time to get rid of them. Given the amount of wasps in and out of the hive,

1:23.5

it seemed like a big nest. To guesstimate the size, I would say a wasp entered or left the nest once a

1:29.8

second, all day. I didn't want to just squirt poison down the hole. That would just piss them off

1:35.5

and not reach most of it. So I decide to seal the nest with expanding foam sealant. I snuck out

1:41.9

in the dead of night and stuck enough foam in that hole to seal

1:45.2

half a construction site. Little did I know how terrible of an idea that was. Apparently, there

1:52.2

was another exit to the nest, going inside the house. The nest is enormous. An average size for a nest

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