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Welcome to our slash today, I F-Duff, where OP dresses up as Harry Potter

and shows his girlfriend his magic wand.

Today, I F-Duff by walking past an exchange student orientation.

Before I begin, I'm a 20-year-old college student with Asian roots.

This is important to the story.

So, there's a high school I have to walk past to get to my bus stop

and an orientation for new exchange students was going on outside.

I casually walk by as usual, but I hear a voice yelling,

Hey, you, where do you think you're going?

I pause for a split second, then continue to long thinking it was someone else.

Then again, hey, you have to listen to your teachers. Get back here.

I now turn around to look and the lady leading the orientation was furiously waving at me to go over there

and then yelled again, come on, you're holding up the group.

I then responded, I don't go to this school and proceeded to head to the bus stop.

As I see my bus approaching from a distance, I try to sprint for it.

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