r/TIFU by Almost Slicing My Balls Off
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🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 17 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Where are you? |
| 0:01.1 | Asteroid City. |
| 0:02.2 | From director Wes Anderson. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to your stargazers and space cadets. |
| 0:06.8 | What are those pulses indicate? |
| 0:08.3 | The beeps and blips we don't know. |
| 0:09.8 | There's an alien. |
| 0:11.8 | That actually happened. |
| 0:12.8 | This June, place all witnesses under a group arrest. |
| 0:15.8 | How long can they keep us in Asteroid City? |
| 0:17.8 | I'm in O'Hurry. |
| 0:18.8 | I like aliens. |
| 0:19.8 | Jason Schwartzman, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hanks. |
| 0:23.2 | What a strange experience this is. |
| 0:25.4 | Asteroid City, in cinemas June 23. |
| 0:28.4 | Booktickets now. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to our slash today I effed up. |
| 0:32.4 | Where OP almost dies from slicing his ball sack. |
| 0:36.4 | Today I effed up by shaving my balls before flying. |
| 0:40.0 | About a year ago I was visiting my mom while she was working in Hawaii. |
| 0:43.6 | She's a flight attendant for some billionaire and has to stay in Hawaii for weeks on end. |
| 0:48.6 | A colleague of hers was staying at the same hotel. |
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