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Welcome to R slash today I effed up, where O.P gives his mother-in-law a very happy good

morning.

Today I effed up by having my girlfriend's mother see me in my underwear while excited.

What happened last week was so embarrassing that I would rather forget it.

But my girlfriend insists that I posted because she thought that it was so funny.

My girlfriend's mother came over to my girlfriend's house to visit and was going to stay over for

the night.

We went out to eat and had some drinks.

Then we came back home afterwards and watched TV for a while. We all went to bed. Normally, me and my girlfriend sleep naked, but with her mom staying over, that would be awkward in case one of us had to go to the bathroom at night. So I slept in sweatpants and a shirt. Sometime during the night, I felt hot and took off my sweatpants. The next morning,

I woke up really tired and actually forgot that my girlfriend's mother had stayed over. My girlfriend

wasn't in the bedroom, so I assumed that she was downstairs eating breakfast. I went downstairs

and saw the two of them eating breakfast. I'm standing there just wearing my boxer briefs, very excited.

My girlfriend looks down and starts laughing.

Her mother just smiled and said,

Good morning.

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