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r/AITA Because I Hate My Parents' Guts?

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4.910.9K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00 Intro 0:08 Inheritance 3:17 Parents 7:27 Wedding dress 10:53 Positive test 14:02 Babysitting Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:05.1

Welcome to R slash Am I the Butthole, where Opie's adult son expects a $5 million inheritance.

1:06.9

Am I the butthole because I didn't make sure my son has an inheritance?

1:12.4

I'm a 55-year-old man,

1:18.8

and I have one biological child, a 29-year-old guy, and two stepchildren, a 16-year-old boy and 12-year-old girl. My wife's first husband was killed in an accident while on his way to work offshore.

1:24.1

Her husband had a very large life insurance policy, which she was the sole beneficiary of.

1:30.1

He traveled overseas at times, and one of the oil companies he sometimes did work for required it,

1:35.5

so his employer paid for it. It was for one million pounds with triple indemnity. She ended up

1:41.8

with slightly over $5 million from that policy alone. They had a smaller

1:47.5

policy, which they paid for themselves, worth nearly a million dollars, which she was also the sole

1:53.3

beneficiary of. She and her children got settlements from his company, and she also gets monthly

1:58.5

Social Security survivor benefits for her children.

2:01.3

She has all this money invested and gets periodic payments from it.

2:05.2

All of that is her separate property.

2:07.4

My wife bought and maintains the house we live in with her separate money, so it's hers alone.

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