r/TIFU By Accidentally 🍆💦 During My Zoom Class Meeting

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🗓️ 15 January 2022

⏱️ 19 minutes

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r/TIFU In today's episode, OP had some free time before his online Zoom class, so he and his girlfriend decided to "entertain" each other. OP finished up first, so he started the call while his girlfriend finished up next to him. Unfortunately, OP forgot to mute his microphone! So when his girlfriend crosses the finish line, his mic picks up the sound and his window lights up to let everybody in the class know where the noise came from.

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1:11.6	Today I FEDUP by drinking $600 worth of booze. I lost my uncle this past fall. He was the odd
1:19.0	duck of the family, and I loved him very much. We had lots in common. He introduced me to many of
1:24.8	the things that I love to do. He was a high paid lawyer, and he was terrible with money.
1:30.0	The rest of my family is poor, so I grew up hearing tales of his monetary misdeeds. For example,
1:36.7	he used his bonus one year to buy a condo in Key West, only to lose it because he didn't pay his
1:42.4	taxes. He was so bad at adulting that he never had a phone line for long because he'd forget to
1:48.6	pay the bill. So his company gave him a cell phone that they paid for, which was unheard of at that
1:54.8	time. The company he worked for loved him for his work. My mother asked me if I wanted any of his
2:01.2	books from his summer bungalow. I couldn't let all of my uncles books just go to the dumps, so I went
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