What is going on everyone and welcome to my favourite subreddit on the entirety of the internet right now.

It is our slash stories about Kevin. If you haven't heard of this subreddit before, guys, you're going to love this video.

Kevin's are pretty much the dumbest people on the face of the earth.

Our first story, as you can tell by the title, pretty much epitomizes this.

This Kevin ends up eating glass. Like legitimately, eating glass. Let's get into the

story. I fired Kevin after one day of amazing stupidity. Probably one of the stupidest people I've ever

met. He was a 26-year-old male and turned up an hour and a half late the first day. He was brought in by

his mum, which I thought was kind of

odd for a grown man. I let that slide, but then things just got worse. It was a small roadside

cafe slash eatery, so I thought I'd get him started on small duties to ease him in to the way of the place.

I asked him to put new toilet paper in the toilets. A minute or so later, I hear him yelling.

O. P! It won't feel the toilet roll holder. I'm like, what? That's a pretty simple thing.

He calls out again, so I tell him to bring it to me so I can show him. He's carrying a roll of paper

towel. It's almost three times the length of the TP holder.

Kevin, I say, that is paper towel.

No, it's not.

Yes, it is.

Have you ever seen toilet paper that big in your life?

Uh, no.

Right.

Furthermore, and probably more perplexing,

can you not see that this massive role couldn't possibly fit on this small bar?

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