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Welcome to R slash stories about Kevin, where a Kevin goes to the emergency room four times in one day.

Our next credit posted from Emergency Twist. I used to work in emergency day. Our next credit post is from Emergency Twist.

I used to work in emergency medicine.

Obviously, emergency medicine sees a lot of people who have had moments of foolishness that have caused them suffering.

To air is human.

I would not mock such victims of mere mortal frailty.

Kevin was special.

Kevin arrived by car, bloodied and battered. Kevin had

fallen off a ladder. Since coming in to get checked out was very sensible, it's not surprising

someone else had insisted. Kevin was carefully checked over, his scrapes treated, and his bones

imaged. Kevin was sent home. An hour later, Kevin was back, looking rather worse for wear.

The staff, concerned, questioned him closely as to what happened this time.

Kevin had fallen off a ladder again.

Kevin's friend had been insisting that Kevin should rest rather than climb the ladder again.

Kevin was determined to prove that he was perfectly fine to go the ladder again. Kevin was determined to prove that he

was perfectly fine to go up the ladder. Kevin was not fine. Kevin had a sprained wrist and more bruises.

Kevin was released and told his friend was correct and that he should rest. Kevin was back

an hour later. Kevin had reluctantly conceded that he shouldn't go up the ladder again.

Kevin had propped a wooden board on the wall so that it made a sort of gangplank. Kevin tried to

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