Welcome to our slash Petty Revenge, where we have two separate stories of an angry girl

destroying another man's balls. Our next reddit post is from Ladybug. For context on this next

post, OP is a woman. I was out at a club hanging with some girlfriends when a group of guys walked

past. My girlfriend looked uncomfortable and I asked what was wrong. She told me that one of the

guys in that group had grabbed her butt. I asked which guy and followed them inside. I went right

up to the guy in question and asked, hey, did you grab my girlfriend's butt to which he smirked

and responded, yeah, so I didn't even think before I was reaching down to grab him by the balls.

Hard. He was screaming while I shouted, yeah, you like that? You like being grabbed by strangers?

I noticed his friends laughing in video recordings, so I went up to one and dramatically tried to

start making out with him, which he was disgusted by. Security escorted me outside, but they were

laughing. They said that what I did was hilarious, but they had it handled. They didn't kick me

out, but told me that it was probably for the best if I went home that night. Our next reddit

post is from stinky fish tits. When I was in my early 20s and online dating was just starting,

I made a profile and said that I was just not going to be into two things, smokers, and people

with kids. Just those two things. You could be anything else, and if the chemistry is there,

then we're all good. I meet this guy early in the morning for a breakfast date, and we're

hitting it off an average amount. No sparks, but no red flags. The date goes on for two and a half

hours until we split the bill, and he tells me that he has a kid. I ask him if he read my profile

to know that I was not interested in that, and he says, yeah, I read that, but I knew that if you

just spent some time with me, you'd see how great I am and how you'd be willing to see past that.

I was floored because now he had wasted three hours of my life, and he was okay with being a liar.

That was unacceptable to me. I said, well, I don't want this date to end, but I have to go across

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