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Welcome to our slash-choosing beggars, where you have to pay someone else $300 to be their

live-in nurse. Post it to Facebook. Hello, please no negative comment and no referrals to a

nursing home or assisted living. I'm a 50-year-old woman looking for a room to rent with my own

bathroom and off-street parking in a home that's kept clean, has a walk-in shower with safety bars,

no pets and no kids for $300, or less than that per month, including utilities and

within walking distance to stores and restaurants. No part-years, drug addicts are liars.

Preferably, what? Preferably with a nurse that can do daily wound dressings.

Okay, uh, I don't know what daily wound dressings is. Does that mean that you have to get

bandages and wrap up this 50-year-old lady's gross oozing wounds?

Oh god, you couldn't pay me $300 a month to just do the wound dressing. Let alone rent

out an apartment that also has, you know, all these amenities and utilities included for

$300 a month. Lady, I don't think your wounds are the problem. I think you've got brain damage.

Post it to Facebook. I may need somewhere to stay this week. I'm not giving details,

it's no one's business. I have two kids that come with me, and I have no car, but I can arrange

transportation myself. Just a couple of nights till I get this stuff sorted out. I have no money

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