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Welcome to our slash Petty Revenge where we have some good old-fashioned tree law.

Our next reddit post is from Mags Not Maggy.

So I'm single again after three years.

This is relevant because my ex-boyfriend exacted his own Petty Revenge by cutting down the willow tree where we first kissed.

We had ducked under the branches forming a sort of yellow green umbrella almost completely blocking out the rest of the world.

It was an incredibly romantic moment and I think more than anything else I'm mad at how that was ruined for me by this awful move.

I forwarded his text message bragging about it right to the property manager of the four flex that we lived in.

But that's not the Petty Revenge or at least not all of it.

A couple of weekends later I saw him out in the garden with a bunch of tools.

He had some kind of rototiller thingy that he used to get rid of the stump, a pickaxe, shovels, etc.

I later learned that in lieu of being sued and or arrested, the landlord made him clear off the remains of the old tree, excavate the stump and plant a new willow tree in its place.

I assume that he had to pay some money as well but I have no way to confirm.

So the Petty Revenge, after an entire day of grinding, picking, digging, hauling dirt, etc. he got pretty mucked up.

Being the idiot that he was, he decided to come up to me and ask if he could shower off before leaving.

And I said, you can quote me on this.

F*** no.

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