Fancy a fever tree in a glass with ice and rum.

You thought I was going to say gin, didn't you?

But I'm talking about fever tree ginger beer,

made from three gingers for that perfect blend of freshness, sweetness and spiciness,

delicious with rum or on its own.

Fever tree ginger beer mix with the best.

Mmm, that spices things up.

Welcome to our slash entitled Parents,

where an entitled mother tries to steal O.P.'s dog.

Our next red-appost is from Ulfer.

This weekend, a friend of mine asked me to keep an eye on our two kids while she and her husband

went away for the weekend for some couple time.

Initially, her mother was going to watch the kids,

but that fell through on short notice.

My friend called me at 3 p.m. on Friday to come over in three hours.

My friend knew that I probably wasn't doing anything,

which was both hurtful and accurate, so I said sure.

She has two kids, an eight-year-old girl and a five-year-old boy.

They're good kids for the most part.

The boy has a little bit of a snitching problem,

and the girl has a sharing problem, but it's only two days.

So I show up Friday after work while my friend gives me the rundown,

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