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r/Offmychest What Random Coincidence Saved Your Life?

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🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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random, minor thing possibly saved their lives. Our next credit post is from Old Collar. I'm an 18-year-old

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guy, and I was visiting a local university

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with some of my friends. We'd been at a party, but I was designated driver, so I stayed sober.

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We left from the function around 12, and our hometown is a few hours away, so I stopped at a

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convenience store to get an energy drink. I got a bloom and a water for the drive home.

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My drunk friends really wanted dessert, so I told them I'd grab them something on the way back.

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While I was checking out, they picked out a place on the college town's main road.

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Last night was one of the biggest parties of the year, so people from all across the region come in.

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I was there earlier, and it was packed,

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but I didn't see any harm stopping by really quick. We were just about to leave when a homeless

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lady was checking out, but she was 10 cents short for one Laffy Taffy. She asked me if I could

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spot her, so I started looking for a dime. I had none in my wallet, so I told her I would go look in my

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car. I couldn't find any dimes in my car. It took me a solid 10 minutes to find one. I gave the

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dime to her, and she ended up paying for the candy and thanked me. After we started driving to the

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dessert shop, we got stuck in gridlock traffic. Police cars kept driving past us with lights and sirens on.

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After about 30 minutes, I made a U-turn and drove home without getting dessert. In the street in front of

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