r/Offmychest I'm Being Paid to Babysit a Creepy Doll
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🗓️ 6 February 2026
⏱️ 16 minutes
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| 0:56.0 | Throwaway Bad Blackmail. So my wife is incredible, amazing, brilliant, and the love of my life. We're |
| 1:01.9 | both 33, and we own a company together that does financial stuff, and it's been very successful. |
| 1:07.8 | We aren't publicly in a relationship, we don't talk about our marriage, or have |
| 1:11.8 | public social media where it discloses our relationship. All this to say, to the public eye, |
| 1:17.3 | my wife and I are business partners, unmarried, and with her own separate marriages. My wife goes |
| 1:23.1 | by her middle name and maiden name for work, and by her legal name when dealing in personal matters. |
| 1:28.3 | We'll say her name is Jane Mary Doe, knee fish. She goes by Jane Doe when not at work, and |
| 1:34.3 | Mary Fish at work. Now, full disclosure, I did not cheat on my wife. We were at a work function, |
| 1:41.3 | and me and my wife kissed briefly when arriving in the car, and apparently |
| 1:45.7 | someone saw it. I woke up this morning to an email address to me saying that if I don't want my wife, |
| 1:52.2 | Jane Doe, finding out that I'm cheating on her with my business partner, Mary Fish, then I have to |
| 1:58.2 | pay them off with an amount of money that I won't be listing here, |
| 2:01.4 | but it's quite a sum. |
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