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Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.

It's not a burger.

That patty is actually sausage, which makes this

a sandwich, a breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's. Made with

RSPCA at short pork. Until 11 a.m. price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply

to delivery. Subjects of availability. Welcome to R slash nuclear revenge, where someone gets their skull smashed in.

Our next Reddit post is from deleted.

My dad told me this story today over lunch, and it seemed completely appropriate for this subreddit.

These events took place in the 1970s, in a third world country where justice is obtained with one's

own hand and family, for better or worse, unconditionally.

My maternal family on my grandmother's side is known in her town for having outbursts of anger,

the kind that blurs vision and turns everything red and a strong temper.

No one in my family embodies these qualities more infamously than my great-grandmother,

Mamadelia.

Mamadelia was an impeccable woman, violent with her words and her fists as well.

With Mamma Delia, my grandmother, her siblings, and later my father's generation, making a mistake,

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