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Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.

It's not a burger.

That patty is actually sausage, which makes this

a sandwich, a breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.

Made with RSPCA, short pork. Until 11 a.m. price and participation may vary. Up charges

and fees apply to delivery. Subjects for availability. Welcome to R-slash-amide the butthole,

where OP is accused of having an affair with his six-year-old daughter.

Am I the butthole for divorcing my wife for treating our daughter as the other woman?

Our daughter is six years old.

Anytime I spent time with my daughter, my wife would pout like an effing child, and tell me she didn't like it when I was spending time with our daughter because she feels like my daughter is my affair partner.

I gave her plenty of affection, which she agreed on, but the problem was that she couldn't handle that I gave part of my affection to our daughter.

I asked her if she would have

acted the same way if our daughter had been a boy, and she said no. We tried marriage counseling

and individual counseling, but it didn't work in the end. She refused to change, or at least try to.

I filed for divorce. We live in Scandinavia, and I got nearly full custody. She has our child, EOW-W, for context I have filed for divorce. We live in Scandinavia and I got nearly full custody.

She has our child, E-O-W, for context I have no clue what that stands for.

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