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conditions apply. Welcome to R slash nuclear revenge, where we have a story from a World War II

concentration camp. Our next Reddit post is from Matt Thurman. My grandfather fought in World War II. He was part of a

platoon that freed one of the concentration camps. He ended up working for my country's intelligence

agencies for many years. In what capacity, he never said, but I imagine it was some shady stuff.

When we were in high school, my brother got caught groping one of the girls,

but this was the 60s, and all he got was a slap on the wrist. He was 15, I was 14. He would brag about

it to his friends. To be fair, I also didn't see what the problem was at the time. Well, my mom didn't like that and told

Grandpa. Grandpa had my brother and I over for dinner that night, just the three of us. Before

Grandpa did anything, he asked if what he heard was true, but he asked it in such a jovial,

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