I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

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Oh, God.

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where stupid management deletes their entire company. Our next credit post is from annual antics.

A former employer has decided to shoot themselves

in the foot with a bazooka. I thought that I'd share it here so that you can laugh at them too.

In a nutshell, the business built its own in-house software, which is designed to cover all

aspects of the business. Invoicing, tracking stock, creating reports, semi-automating direct debit billing,

and virtually everything else. A thousand different tasks. As such, the business ended up with

three IT departments. One was more hardware issues and basic IT issues. There was the medium

IT department who could fix small issues within specific sub areas of the software,

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