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Hey, thanks for letting me stay on Saturday.

Thank my brother. I had nothing to do with that decision.

Well, thanks anyways. Uh-huh. Okay. I get the feeling that you don't want to talk to me.

I'm really busy. That aside, I'm not looking for any new friends right now.

It's because of blank, right?

I know that he was a real dick to you, but you know if you dated a guy like me, you'd never have to worry about that.

I treat you right, and I do anything for you.

Not interested. You don't think that I'm a good dude? I don't even know you.

Give me a chance, and I'll prove that I'm one of the good ones.

Look, I'm really not interested. It's been like four days since me and blank broke up.

Jesus. When you're ready, I'll be here.

Please consider me. I never get considered, but I promise I'm a really good guy.

When I saw you sleeping, I knew I could have touched you like other guys would have,

but I didn't because I'm a good dude, so please take me seriously.

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